I just watched seven hours of a man with a mullet fighting a woman in flower crowns over big cats. This is the only thing that makes sense in a world where I have to wash my groceries with bleach.
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
High five for this joke!
Problem? No, just laughs!