Why the face? Because the sequel proved that if you go to Bangkok, you’re guaranteed to get a facial tattoo, a drug-dealing monkey, and a script that is exactly the same as the first one.
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!