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2011 Vintage: The Petra Kvitova Wimbledon

Why was the Czech Republic celebrating? Because a 21-year-old with a massive lefty serve dominated the grass like she owned it.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J01/03/2015 07:44Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Keyboard_Warrior03/24/2003 15:16F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Jordan_Fan_2304/03/2005 11:17Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan11/27/2012 21:58Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Wild_Thornberry11/20/2007 14:25Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Mocking_Sponge05/07/2004 14:58mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

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