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2013 Archive: The Salt

 I’m “shaking” off the digital dust.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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2025 Archive: The Paper
 I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Folder
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Neo_The_One08/19/2004 17:34I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real06/16/2002 01:18I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Ermahgerd_Girl01/28/2009 19:45ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Bernie_Mittens02/05/2013 07:04I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob08/26/2002 04:59The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Spawn_Camper_J11/25/2014 04:55I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@iPhone_User_0703/26/2012 10:47There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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