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2009 Vintage: The MP3

 I’m “streaming” toward a wireless life.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DVD_Collector04/29/2011 22:50Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@StarWars_Nerd03/07/2010 08:41The farce is strong with this one!
@CSS_Master_9910/21/1997 00:14Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Project_Mayhem11/17/2012 10:33Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Step_Brothers_B07/09/1996 18:13Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Salt_Bae_Original06/22/1996 21:59Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Leeroy_Jenkins01/26/1999 01:23At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Stick_Death_Fan04/10/1999 01:45Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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