He hit my knee. I didn’t move. He said, “Your body has officially given up. Welcome to late 2008.”
Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
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2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
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67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
I see what you did there. Clever!