Why was Tiger limping? Because he won a 19-hole playoff on one leg with a broken knee, proving that Tiger at 50% is still 100% better than everyone else.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Deal with it. This is gold.