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2015 Classic: Ant-Man

 Why was the gift so small? Because Paul Rudd proved that being the size of an insect is actually a superpower, especially when trying to hide from the in-laws.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: Longlegs
 Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
 Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
 Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
 Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
 Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »

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 Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
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 Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd08/17/2012 16:37The farce is strong with this one!
@Full_House_Michelle04/27/1996 16:34You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Tech_Support_Guy05/05/1996 01:51Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Neo_The_One04/03/2001 06:59I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan08/02/2011 05:14Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/22/1997 20:06One billion... laughs!
@True_Story_Neil05/06/1996 13:14True story! I was there!

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