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A blonde tried to do yoga…

A blonde tried to do yoga for the first time. After ten minutes she said “This is supposed to be relaxing? My body disagrees.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1606/15/1997 09:26I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Vaporwave_Original04/06/2010 21:18Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Myspace_Tom07/28/2014 12:21I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/24/2012 02:01This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/18/1997 05:52Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Campus_King01/12/2011 02:15The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Emule_Donkey09/06/2015 14:06Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Sum41_Skater09/14/2008 23:56In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Epic_Fail_Guy10/15/2008 00:58This joke is an Epic Win!

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