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2005 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up

 Why Tom Cruise? For War of the Worlds, where his screaming at aliens was only slightly less intense than his press tour.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey02/16/2010 03:13With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Baywatch_Runner12/26/1999 03:43Laughing in slow motion right now!
@StoneCold_31606/22/2010 20:26And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Thundercats_Ho12/01/1995 14:56Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@David_After_Dent08/19/1999 22:43Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Hashtag_Master03/12/1998 02:56#funny #joke #retro #90s

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