We all have our bad days, but this book really had it rough. It just had way too many problems to solve.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
One does not simply read one joke.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.