It overswept! Even cleaning supplies need their rest.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
The power of three... laughs!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.