It simply over-swept! We’ve all been there with our snooze buttons.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
my uncle used to tell this at every wedding. good memories.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.