It’s a classic mistake we’ve all made at least once. The poor thing simply over-swept!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
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Kid: I’m hungry.
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I want it that way... the funny way!
The power of three... laughs!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
i showed this to my son and he just rolled his eyes. mission accomplished.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.