Because they’re always up to something.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.
shared this in our family chat. my grandma actually loved it!
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??