Why do we hide Easter eggs? It dates back to a very old tradition. You see, the Easter Bunny is actually very shy. He spends all year preparing the eggs, but when it comes time to deliver them, he gets stage fright. He thinks, “What if they don’t like the colors? What if they wanted dark chocolate instead of milk?” So, he hides them in the grass and runs away. That way, if you find them and don’t like them, he can just blame the grass.
🔥 Top 10: The Easter Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31The Easter Jokes Archive (1995–2005 Edition)
Between 1995 and 2005, Easter was a holiday in transition. We sta...read more »
The Chocolate Bunny Joke: A Classic for Kids and Adults
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30 The Easter Jokes Archive (2016–2025 Edition)
The decade between 2016 and 2025 saw Easter moving from the backy...read more »
The Talking Easter Egg Joke: Why an Accountant Prefers Eggs to Princesss
A guy is walking down the street when he hears a tiny voice: "Pss...read more »
The Funny Easter Joke About a Jealous Rooster
On Easter morning, a rooster wakes up and finds a basket of brigh...read more »
The Rabbit and the Carrot Cake: An Authentic Old-School Easter Joke
A rabbit walks into a bakery and asks, "Do you have any carrot ca...read more »
Classic Sunday School Easter Joke: The Bus in the Bible
A Sunday school teacher asked her class to draw a picture of thei...read more »
The Gates of Heaven Easter Joke: Groundhog Day vs. Resurrection
Three guys die in a car accident on Easter Sunday and go to the g...read more »
31 The Easter Jokes Archive (2006–2015 Edition)
The decade between 2006 and 2015 was the era when Easter official...read more »
A Funny Easter Story About a Golden Egg and a Clever Kid
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The Miracle of the Easter Bunny: A Funny Short Story with a Twist
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Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
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Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Found this on the deep end of the net.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.