A man is driving down the highway when he accidentally hits a rabbit. He jumps out of his car and realizes, to his horror, it’s the Easter Bunny. He starts crying, thinking he’s ruined Easter for everyone. A woman pulls over and asks what’s wrong. When he explains, she says, “Don’t worry, I have just the thing.”
She pulls a spray can out of her purse and sprays the rabbit. Miraculously, the Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw, and hops 10 feet. Then he stops, turns around, waves again, and hops another 10 feet. He repeats this until he’s out of sight.
The man is amazed. “What was in that can?”
The woman shows him the label: “Hair Spray – Restores Life to Dead Hair, Adds Permanent Wave.”
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