Three guys die in a car accident on Easter Sunday and go to the gates of Heaven. St. Peter says, “To get in, you must answer one question: What is Easter?”
The first guy says, “That’s easy! It’s when we eat turkey and give thanks!” St. Peter shakes his head: “No, that’s Thanksgiving.”
The second guy says, “It’s when we put up a tree and give gifts!” St. Peter sighs: “No, that’s Christmas.”
The third guy says, “Easter is when Jesus was crucified, died, and was buried in a cave. Then, three days later, he rose from the dead!”
St. Peter smiles. “Exactly! Go on in.”
The guy adds: “And then he walks out of the cave, and if he sees his shadow, there are six more weeks of winter!”
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... (Laughter in silence).
Heh heh heh. Good one.