Two chocolate bunnies are sitting in an Easter basket. They’ve been there for three days and are starting to get bored. One bunny looks over at the other and notices his ear is missing.
“Hey,” says the first bunny, “does it hurt?”
The second bunny doesn’t respond.
“I said, does it hurt?” the first bunny repeats.
The second bunny turns around and says, “What? You’ll have to speak up, I’ve got a bit of a hearing problem since yesterday morning!”
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