The Hilarious Reason Why the Easter Bunny’s Nose Twitches

A job recruiter is interviewing candidates to be the next Easter Bunny. A squirrel walks in. The recruiter asks, “What makes you qualified?” The squirrel says, “I’m great at hiding things!” The recruiter shakes his head: “Too forgetful.” Then a chicken walks in. “I provide the eggs!” she says. The recruiter sighs: “Too much clucking.” Finally, a rabbit walks in, looking exhausted. The recruiter asks, “Why should I hire you?” The rabbit replies, “I have experience delivering packages to millions of people in one night, I work for carrots, and I have a great dental plan.” The recruiter says, “Perfect! But wait, how do you handle the stress?” The rabbit leans in and whispers: “I don’t. Why do you think my nose never stops twitching?”