A rabbit walks into a bakery and asks, “Do you have any carrot cake?” The baker says, “No, sorry.” The next day, the rabbit returns: “Do you have any carrot cake?” The baker says, “No, we don’t make that.” Feeling bad, the baker decides to bake a massive, delicious carrot cake that night.
The next morning, the rabbit hops in: “Do you have any carrot cake?” The baker beams: “Yes! I have a fresh one right here!”
The rabbit makes a disgusted face and says, “Disgusting, isn’t it?”
🔥 Top 10: The Easter Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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