A guy is walking down the street when he hears a tiny voice: “Psst! Pick me up!” He looks down and sees a beautifully decorated Easter egg sitting on a wall. He picks it up, and the egg says, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”
The man looks at the egg, smiles, and puts it in his pocket. A few minutes later, the egg yells, “Hey! Didn’t you hear me? Kiss me and I’ll be a princess!”
The man pulls the egg out and says, “Look, I’m an accountant. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking egg? That’s going to be worth a fortune on eBay!”
🔥 Top 10: The Easter Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why Does the Easter Bunny Hide Eggs? A Hilarious Explanation
Why do we hide Easter eggs? It dates back to a very old tradition...read more »
Classic Sunday School Easter Joke: The Bus in the Bible
A Sunday school teacher asked her class to draw a picture of thei...read more »
The Rabbit and the Carrot Cake: An Authentic Old-School Easter Joke
A rabbit walks into a bakery and asks, "Do you have any carrot ca...read more »
The Miracle of the Easter Bunny: A Funny Short Story with a Twist
A man is driving down the highway when he accidentally hits a rab...read more »
31 The Easter Jokes Archive (2006–2015 Edition)
The decade between 2006 and 2015 was the era when Easter official...read more »
A Funny Easter Story About a Golden Egg and a Clever Kid
Little Bobby was an overachiever. On Easter morning, his dad told...read more »
30 The Easter Jokes Archive (2016–2025 Edition)
The decade between 2016 and 2025 saw Easter moving from the backy...read more »
31The Easter Jokes Archive (1995–2005 Edition)
Between 1995 and 2005, Easter was a holiday in transition. We sta...read more »
The Funny Easter Joke About a Jealous Rooster
On Easter morning, a rooster wakes up and finds a basket of brigh...read more »
The Gates of Heaven Easter Joke: Groundhog Day vs. Resurrection
Three guys die in a car accident on Easter Sunday and go to the g...read more »
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The Hilarious Reason Why the Easter Bunny’s Nose Twitches
A job recruiter is interviewing candidates to be the next Easter ...read more »
The Chocolate Bunny Joke: A Classic for Kids and Adults
Two chocolate bunnies are sitting in an Easter basket. They’ve be...read more »
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