A Sunday school teacher asked her class to draw a picture of their favorite part of the Easter story. She walked around the room and saw crosses, lilies, and empty tombs. She stopped at little Johnny’s desk, where he had drawn a massive, shiny yellow bus with people waving out the windows.
“Johnny,” the teacher asked, “what does a bus have to do with Easter?”
Johnny looked at her like she was crazy and said, “That’s the bus that God used!”
“The bus God used?” she asked, puzzled.
“Yeah!” Johnny chirped. “The Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury, but I figured a bus would fit more people!”
🔥 Top 10: The Easter Joke Archive: 1995–2025
30 The Easter Jokes Archive (2016–2025 Edition)
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A Funny Easter Story About a Golden Egg and a Clever Kid
Little Bobby was an overachiever. On Easter morning, his dad told...read more »
The Talking Easter Egg Joke: Why an Accountant Prefers Eggs to Princesss
A guy is walking down the street when he hears a tiny voice: "Pss...read more »
The Rabbit and the Carrot Cake: An Authentic Old-School Easter Joke
A rabbit walks into a bakery and asks, "Do you have any carrot ca...read more »
31The Easter Jokes Archive (1995–2005 Edition)
Between 1995 and 2005, Easter was a holiday in transition. We sta...read more »
The Chocolate Bunny Joke: A Classic for Kids and Adults
Two chocolate bunnies are sitting in an Easter basket. They’ve be...read more »
Why Does the Easter Bunny Hide Eggs? A Hilarious Explanation
Why do we hide Easter eggs? It dates back to a very old tradition...read more »
The Gates of Heaven Easter Joke: Groundhog Day vs. Resurrection
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The Funny Easter Joke About a Jealous Rooster
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The Miracle of the Easter Bunny: A Funny Short Story with a Twist
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31 The Easter Jokes Archive (2006–2015 Edition)
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The Hilarious Reason Why the Easter Bunny’s Nose Twitches
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
It really whips the llama's ass!
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Smooth joke, very smooth.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
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I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!