It wasn’t the heat from the stove, I promise. It actually saw the salad dressing!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
The history of humor in one post.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
my wife didnt laugh. i think i need a new wife. just kidding! or am i?
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.