Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
More capacity for humor on this site!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
totally agree with this one. quality of humor is related to sleep quality i guess.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
I needed this laugh today. Cheers!