He wanted some hot bread! Talk about taking financial heat to a new level.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.