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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
who even comes up with these? lmao, my favorite one so far this week.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.