It didn’t lose its way. It just ran out of juice!
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!
my uncle used to tell this at every wedding. good memories.
i actually had a similar situation last week. life is a joke sometimes.
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.