Just in case he got a hole in one! Better safe than sorry when you’re on the green.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
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Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
i am going to test this theory tonight. for science. lol.
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.
Finally, a place with actual humor, not that AI garbage.