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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.