Because he kept running out of the pen!
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Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Super green! Hilarious!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.