Because he was a little shellfish.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Trading jokes in the shadows.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
who even comes up with these? lmao, my favorite one so far this week.
who even comes up with these? lmao, my favorite one so far this week.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!