Because he was a little shellfish. It’s just a common personality trait in the ocean.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
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Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
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46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
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Dad: No...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
The highest note of humor!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.