Because it had a bad Bluetooth! Even tech needs hygiene.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I see you... laughing!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
i showed this to my son and he just rolled his eyes. mission accomplished.