It was tired of getting roasted every single morning. Everyone deserves a little respect.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!