He was just too light-headed for the job. Burnout is real.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
The power of three... laughs!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
RT if you think this is funny!
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
literally me trying to fix my life every monday.