It wasn’t just because of his work ethic. He was simply sweeping the competition! Sometimes a clean sweep is all you need.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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The farce is strong with this one!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Problem? No, just laughs!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!
who even comes up with these? lmao, my favorite one so far this week.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.