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Why did the blonde wear a life jacket to dinner?

This one is a staple in American humor:

She heard there was a ‘floating’ buffet.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus10/07/2006 11:52Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Titanic_Jack11/21/1995 08:49I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Student_Life_0103/23/2008 10:15Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Voodoo_3dfx07/06/2006 00:47The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Jackass_Johnny09/09/2001 05:23Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Rick_Roller_0711/17/2008 07:18Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Retweet_King08/03/2010 06:03RT if you think this is funny!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde wear a life jacket to dinner?”

  1. User_917
    User_917 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

  2. User_77
    User_77 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

  3. User_701
    User_701 [Human Verified]

    i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.

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