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Why did the blonde take a ruler to the library?

This one is a staple in American humor:

To see how long the books were.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a ruler to the library?”

  1. User_479
    User_479 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

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