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Why did the blonde take a pencil to bed?

You’re going to love this classic blonde moment:

To draw the curtains.

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@Trinity_Matrix06/09/2015 14:59Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a pencil to bed?”

  1. User_304
    User_304 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

  2. User_203
    User_203 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

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