She was tired of her dreams going nowhere.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
But you have heard of this joke!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
A joke for the end of the world.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
so simple but so effective. i love short blonde jokes.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
this is exactly why i bookmark this site. pure vibes.