A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun:
She wanted to have sweet dreams.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
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58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
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46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
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As if! This is too funny.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.
this describes my entire week so far. blonde mode: ON.
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.