Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:
She wanted to make some apple juice.
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks for posting.
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.
i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.
lol, so true! reminds me of that old joke about the blonde and the puzzle.