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Why did the blonde put her glasses on the table?

You’ll love the logic in this one:

She wanted to give the table a better view.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her glasses on the table?”

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    User_20 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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