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Why did the blonde put her glasses on her stomach?

If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you:

She had an inside view.

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@Buffy_Fan9703/12/2008 13:12Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Tripod_Member04/04/2009 19:54Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Skate_Or_Die_9911/14/2004 18:34Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Friends_Lover11/05/2004 00:37Could this joke BE any funnier?
@SouthPark_Stan11/18/1997 11:55Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Marla_Singer_Fan10/02/1996 07:25A joke for the end of the world.
@Mocking_Sponge08/30/1995 01:11mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker07/15/2007 16:09This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@GG_WP_9807/10/1997 12:55Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her glasses on her stomach?”

  1. User_123
    User_123 [Human Verified]

    omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.

  2. User_391
    User_391 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.

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