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Why did the blonde put her car in the oven?

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@Courage_Dog09/02/1997 19:09The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her car in the oven?”

  1. User_902
    User_902 [Human Verified]

    honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.

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