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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise was driving her crazy.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
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51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive
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63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander12/31/1997 01:18C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/21/2000 13:10My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Napster_User_9902/23/2003 23:42Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@USB_Pioneer11/16/2013 07:30Plug and Play laughter!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan07/11/1999 02:12Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Flash_Intro_Hater12/16/2014 09:18Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Afk_For_Laughs04/19/1998 08:41Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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