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Why did the blonde put a leash on her computer mouse?

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She didn’t want it to run away while she was working.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King02/09/2001 02:31I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@WebTV_Viewer08/28/1997 21:40Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Full_House_Lover05/31/1996 15:10You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Full_House_Michelle09/01/2000 09:37You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Double_Rainbow_G06/17/2003 14:59What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Grammar_Nazi_9901/12/1997 21:19Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a leash on her computer mouse?”

  1. User_835
    User_835 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

  2. User_205
    User_205 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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