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Why did the blonde put a GPS on her cat?

You’ll love the logic in this one:

She wanted to see if it really had nine lives in different places.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a GPS on her cat?”

  1. User_969
    User_969 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

  2. User_818
    User_818 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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