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Why did the blonde put a clock on her shoe?

This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:

She wanted to be on time.

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@Angelfire_User02/22/2000 07:58Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Clueless_Cher10/19/2005 07:39As if! This is too funny.
@Net_Addict_200003/25/2008 12:35My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@StoneCold_31602/03/2002 00:01And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Party_On_Garth09/28/2010 05:01I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Orkut_Member_9912/02/2002 23:47A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Filter_Fanatic09/15/2014 20:43This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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