This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
She wanted to be on time.
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
As if! This is too funny.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.
classic blonde logic! i cant even be mad because its so funny.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, just good old jokes.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
lol, so true! reminds me of that old joke about the blonde and the puzzle.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.